How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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