It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
