did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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