we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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