I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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