life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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