Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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