this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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