Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
