There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Come see our sink grown plant.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Oh god it's open bar.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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