What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Drunk walkin through police station. America
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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