the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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