Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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