Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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