Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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