if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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