She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
