nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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