I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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