Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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