it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she smelled like a LAN party
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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