he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Alive.
So much puke
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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