trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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