I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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