I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
it glows. i had to have it.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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