is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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