Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I wish i was in the wii world.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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