It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
How many fucks given?
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