Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
jump out the window naked night went bad
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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