How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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