Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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