Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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