She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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