Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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