does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Shame is for Republicans.
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