No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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