in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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