Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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