Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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