Nicole vs. Life
I think I died a long time ago.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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