Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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