I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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