I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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