By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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