Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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