Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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