That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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