I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
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