Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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