hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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