i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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