I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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