next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
